Space is Out There
Do you like wacky space adventures? Sure, we all do. Now it’s possible to experience the fun and excitement of traveling through space and witnessing preposterous things all from the comfort of your own home. With the Zoomarble book series, you can be whelmed (not overly) with humorous SciFi every time you open your eyes. This assumes you wear the book on your face.
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Zoomarble: Book 1
“A wholeheartedly charming cast of characters steers this witty and preposterous SF comedy.” – Kirkus Reviews
“The mix of space hijinks, humorous prose, and untamed adventure here is a winning combination, boosted with endless originality and pizzazz.” – The BookLife Prize
The award-winning first book in the Zoomarble trilogy is a wild ride suitable for all ages. It is a nonstop comedy action tornado with a literary flare.
Siblings arriving in a quirky new town are quickly entangled in an absurd mission to save the Earth. Joey and Clarissa team up with the aliens who are trying to protect the planet from other, more sinister, aliens with what Kirkus Reviews calls, “Swetnam’s deliberately nonsensical plot…”. Saving the planet is always more difficult when trying to stay on budget for the investors.
From Reader’s Favorite:
“Adam Swetnam has a real knack for balancing absurd humor with solid storytelling. The world he builds is wild and unpredictable, but everything still makes just enough sense to keep you hooked.”
From Amazon Reviews:
“The writing is slick and moves through the story without purple prose or pretension.”
“It’s a fast-paced reading adventure with an abundance of quirky characters…”
From Goodreads Reviews:
“Great characters and a really great adventure. Full of imagination and light humor! This was a fun read.”
Available in paperback, ebook, and audio!
Amazon (paperback): https://amzn.to/3kRv4Wj
Amazon (Kindle): https://amzn.to/3SXPSYx
Audiobook (Amazon): https://amzn.to/4j2CL5j
Audiobook (Audible): https://www.audible.com/pd/B0DSJTCSRL/?source_code=AUDFPWS0223189MWT-BK-ACX0-428761&ref=acx_bty_BK_ACX0_428761_rh_us
Meaner Monkeys: Book 2
Who is stealing planets and why? Planets are bulky, not easy to store, and the carrying costs are oppressive.
The adventure continues in Book 2, Meaner Monkeys: new quirky characters, additional limbs, senseless violence, and enemies of the scariest kind.
Where Zoomarble leaves off (Friday), Meaner Monkeys picks up (Friday evening). The group has a job to do, whether or not the details have been entered into the system. Important lessons include: how to fly a spaceship, where to gain skills such as thoracic surgery and decoupage, don’t attempt to fly through gas planets just because they are balls of gas, and if you are ever anywhere doing anything and all the animals suddenly run away… RUN!
Available in paperback, ebook, and audio!
Amazon (paperback): https://amzn.to/42TOAlG
Amazon (Kindle): https://amzn.to/3Om9BAX
Audio (Amazon): https://amzn.to/41RWEow
Audio (Audible): https://www.audible.com/pd/Meaner-Monkeys-Audiobook/B0F499LFPX
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details/Adam_Swetnam_Meaner_Monkeys?id=wJjrEAAAQBAJ
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1395925
Apple: https://books.apple.com/us/book/x/id6449395260
Barnes & Noble: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/2940166062697
Gardners Extended Retail: https://www.gardners.com/Search/KeywordAnonymous/eBook?Keyword=9798215665541
Kobo: https://store.kobobooks.com/en-us/Search?Query=9798215665541
Odilo: https://marketplace.odilo.us/opac/?query=9798215665541
Scribd: https://www.scribd.com/search?query=9798215665541&language=0
Scrapes the Nadir: Book 3
“I know Artificial Intelligence has fewer calories, but it just doesn’t taste as good.”
The Zoomarble Madcap Space Adventure Series concludes with Book 3, Scrapes the Nadir. Ride along on missions through odd new worlds packed with action, bad people, massive weaponry, monkey creatures, quantum security, medieval food trucks, robots, wizards, robot wizards, fat fascists, cranky waiters, and dragocorns. Get immersed in deep concepts that are science-adjacent, further blurring the lines between technology and magic. Join the gang as they try their best not to get distracted. The galaxy hasn’t been in this much danger for at least a week and help comes from unlikely places.
Available in paperback, ebook, and audio!
Amazon (paperback): https://amzn.to/3ZG4AqF
Amazon (Kindle): https://amzn.to/3Mcf3EX
Audio (Amazon): https://amzn.to/3JE6Qv4
Audio (Audible): https://www.audible.com/pd/Scrapes-the-Nadir-Audiobook/B0FZMS9R9D
Google Play: https://play.google.com/store/books/details/Adam_Swetnam_Scrapes_the_Nadir?id=4pjrEAAAQBAJ
Smashwords: https://www.smashwords.com/books/view/1461754
Apple: https://books.apple.com/us/book/x/id6469090671
Barnes & Noble: https://www.barnesandnoble.com/s/2940166118714
Gardners Extended Retail: https://www.gardners.com/Search/KeywordAnonymous/eBook?Keyword=9798215211731
Kobo: https://store.kobobooks.com/en-us/Search?Query=9798215211731
Odilo: https://marketplace.odilo.us/opac/?query=9798215211731
Scribd: https://www.scribd.com/search?query=9798215211731&language=0
The whole collection!
Bonus stuff includes:
– The Zoomarble Holiday Special – As dumb as it sounds
– Sultan’s Jawbone – A not-very difficult puzzle
– Additional thoughts from the author
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